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Question: What is the best pun you have ever heard?
Asked by A.Burr to Kevin, Liz, Beccy on 21 Jun 2017.
answered on 21 Jun 2017:
Do you know why kleptomaniacs have a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally.
answered on 22 Jun 2017:
It is difficult to think now of the best pun I’ve ever heard! I think the best puns are natural and spontaneous! But, here is a good one that goes with the theme of the weather we’ve had recently:
Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
christldonnelly commented on 21 Jun 2017:
I have just been watching Have I Got News for You and thought you might also like:
Ban pre-shredded cheese.
Make America grate again.
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